*Always pull these pranks at night. Not only will it hide your identity, the victoms will be getting ready for bed. (if they are not already in bed.) If you have to do it at day, do it really fast and be sure that no ones home!
*Avoid windows at all costs! The victoms can see you if you are too close to a window. These must be watched out for!
*Be patent! This one is important too. Try using bynoculars to survay the area from a bush or a window. Be sure no one will be around to see you pull the prank!

*Watch for camras! Be sure they cant see you do any pranks.
*Keep an eye on the casher or the staff. Be patent, the right moment will come soon.
(Better safe then sorry!)
*Pretend to be the victom, but don't take it serously. Im going to explain this one cause you might not understand. Act like a victom so it doesnt look like your the prank puller, but don't be a big victom. Just say something to yourself and carry on with your life. Making a big deal about it draws attention to yourself and you may become a suspect.

*Always use *67 before the phone number you are dialing. This makes the call a privite message and hides caller ID. So the people you are calling won't know who you are.
*If your making a really bad prank call, use a pay phone. Along with *67 (the robber one is a good example, you might freak someone out if you doing this one) If the prank call was bad enough, the victoms might report to the authorities and they can get through *67. If you were using a home phone or a cell, your busted. If you used a pay phone, it could have been any citisen in your intire city. Beleve me, 50 cents is worth not getting busted!
*Change your voice! If the person recognizes your voice, your dead. If you are not very good at changing your voice, we recomend buying a voice changer.

*Always watch out for other students and camras. Make it look like your the victom, not the criminal. (Yes thats over-exagurated)
*Deney everything. Usually if the teachers or administrators have no proff, there doing whats called "fishing for a confesion" This means they have no idea that you did it but if they act like they do, you just might confess and then they will accually know that it was you. Just say that you have no idea who did it, you neaver even knew it was done, and that you have no intention of doing it. Act like you know what your talking about.
*Don't tell anyone that you did it! Not even your friends. The more you tell people, the more of a chace you get told on. You can neaver trust anyone unless your glued to them 100% of their lifes which is pretty much impossible.
*Have an aliby ready! Think it up before you pull a prank and if anyone asks, (even another student) use it. (Just in case you did not know, an aliby is something that you were already doing when the prank was pulled. Like i was in the bathroom, or i was walking home)

*Always be ready to blame another person for the crime.
Be sure to think up evedence that points to someone else and give them an aliby.
Also act like you know exactly like your talking about.
*Be sure you do a little bit of planning. Be sure you know the exact position of all other people in the house so you know you can't get caught. Maybe have one of your siblings help you out.
*Try to be as far away as posible when you think that the prank will happen.(No, please don't fly to Africa)  Maybe outside playing with a friend or at another friends house and set the prank up right before you leave.

Probably the most imporant tip that I can give is to remind you that you are still an employee of a company and that whatever prank (or pranks) you decide to pull off must be done so delicately. Make sure your pranks don’t overly hurt anybody’s feelings or do much property damage. The best thing you can do is to get approval by a higher up before doing anything. If you do your pranks in good fun and choose victims with a great sense of humor, you can limit your risk for repercussions.

You don’t want your prank to be forgotten any time soon, so be sure to take pictures and video if at all possible. This means recording the preparation as well as the outcome. Once the prank is over, you can probably find some good use for your photos by placing them on bulletin boards in the break room, on your desktop wallpaper, and maybe even put them on your company website for an office morale boost.

The great thing about pranking coworkers is that you’ve got a large supply of helpers and witnesses to enjoy the outcome with. Bring in as many coworkers as possible to help you out to make it a group effort and you will all enjoy it that much more (not to mention have that many more people to laugh at your victim).

Let’s face it, most people are going to be overly cautious during April Fool’s Day - making your job that much more difficult. You can use this to your advantage though. Pulling off your pranks a day or two before or after April 1st may be enough to catch some people off guard. For those potential victims who are extra tough to prank, why not do a small, simple prank on the 1st (such as Bugged or Creamed) and then follow it up with a much bigger prank the next day or two (like Packed In). They may think your initial prank was the whole kit-and-kaboodle, thus letting their guard down for the real prank.

SUMMARY: If you were a cyborg, what would your name stand for?

My first name, A.N.D.R.E.W. = 

Artificial

Networked

Destruction and

Rational

Exploration

Worker

That is my name if I was a cyborg. At least, according to The Cyborg Name Decoder, which lets you enter in your first or last name, choose an avatar, and see just what your future robot self is capable of doing.

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Basketball coach Doug Collins once said "Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win".

Pop star Britney Spears once commented that "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada".

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Just because you missed Sunday's newspaper doesn't mean you have to miss out reading the cartoons! Many cartoons and cartoon distribution services have web sites where you can read today's cartoon, for free, without buying a newspaper. Many of these web sites even have cartoon archives, perfect for that lazy day in the office where you have nothing else to do <grin>.

Here are a few cartoon websites for you to peruse:

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SUMMARY: Use the following sites for ideas when you can't make it to work on time.

Nearly everyone is familiar with the classic school-age excuse for not bringing in an assignment on time:

"My dog ate my homework".

That excuse won't work in the real world. But some people thought these might.

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SUMMARY: Too lazy to crumple a piece of paper into a ball and toss it into a basket? Do it virtually!

Having trouble coming up with the right words for "the project deadline is impossible" when writing your weekly status report? Or, perhaps you just can't come up with the appropriate way to tell someone to stop sending you annoying Twitter messages.

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This will tell how to listen in on someones messages that they get and, if you choose, delete them!

First up is that this only works on the newer digital recording style answering macines - no tapes.

Call your person of interest up and hope that they don't answer. If they do, just say "Sorry, wrong nomber" and wait until you're sure they've left. After you get through the whole "Leave your name and number" crap, punch in on your phone the numbers 1, 2, 3 in order when your supposed to leave your message.

Doing the 1, 2, 3 combonation will take you to a menu. If you get lucky the computer will tell you the directions as to how to go about the messages. If not, these are the ones that work on 85% of the machines:
1 - Go Back 1 message
2 - Play the messages
3 - Go Forward 1 message
0 - Delete the message