For golfers able to get his/her fair amount of play throughout the season, sooner or later you will inevitably be paired up with some interesting characters. Every year I play I golf, I usually go with my standard group of friends. Though there are times you will by yourself or with a partner and get paired up with some questionable characters. It happens to all of us.

There are basically eight types of characters you will come across on the links:

1.Professional in training: This person has the game down solid. They grimace with a par and do the Tiger upswing when after draining the fifteen foot put. You only feel as though you are slowing down their progress when you happily accept your own 92 for the day. These people are either nauseatingly cocky or help you pick up your own game by trying to be more competitive.

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Oh where, oh where have the bathroom doors gone? Oh where, oh where could they be?

I am appalled. I don't know when it happened, or how I missed it, but the bathroom doors in public restrooms are disappearing. You know, the entrance doors. In their wake, an S shaped entry maze.

Has anyone else noticed these doors? Is anyone else upset? There was a sort of security behind those doors. A security that just in case I had to do number two in a public place, I was shielded from the outside world. Now, the only thing protecting me is an S.

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Desperate to not think, not write and not hear about the Presidential Race I scoured the news for stories that would amuse, or force me to shake my head in wonder instead of disgust.
I found three such gems.

A car thief in Salinas California was recently bested by yet another criminal. While driving a Chevy Silverado he had just stolen a man jumped in with a gun and carjacked the vehicle. When the truck ran out of gas the gunman forced the car thief out and ordered him to push the vehicle. He managed to escape and called police.

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Everyone needs a laugh from time to time and what a great way to get the crowd laughing by telling some hilarious call center jokes. If you are searching for great jokes to tell the crowd at the call center to lighten the mood when times get stressful, the Internet is a great source where you can find many funny stories to make everyone laugh. You do have to be careful that you do not tell off-color jokes that may insult your coworkers. You also have to careful of those that are clearly gender biased and those that display racial prejudice. This is because many call centers are now located in different countries of the world. For example, one of the major Canadian airlines has its call center located in Bombay, India.

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10. Greet him at the door naked with a bottle of Viagra and a can of whipped cream and shout "Honey, I guess we can't use the kitchen, our baby's home."

9. Set his computer so all his porn and poker sites go to GoArmy.com.

8. Invite your friends over to have a party in his room, trash it and smoke all of his dope.

7. Buy him a chauffeur's hat and start calling him "Jeeves".

6. Hack into his My Space page and change his profile picture to a slug.

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Who can resist the peanuts? Have you been reading Farside? Oh did you see Dagwood? Comic strips have a long and interesting history.

Comic strips have not always been just funny and humorous little strips for people to read in the paper. Many comic strips were created as serial short stories. You could read the strip to find out what was going to happen next. It had a plot. There are characters to love and characters to hate.

According to Wikipedia a comic strip is defined as a story told with pictures. By this definition the comic strips have been around since Eygptian times.

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Do you believe in magic? Well, surely you will if you have watched a magician perform magic right in front of your eye. It is really amazing how this magician do such magic tricks and viewers can hardly believe the things that they do.

I watched it on TV but haven’t seen it live, David Blaine who walks on the street and do some magic tricks. It was really amazing and I can barely believe the tricks he did. Most of the time they use a deck of card to perform magic. They will ask you to pick a card and don’t tell him what kind of card you have, usually they will ask you to put your name on the card and put it again on the deck of the card.

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In society today the F word is used with reckless abandon. I too am guilty of using this word without ever giving a thought to who is in my presence. There are times when I have actually regretted spewing out the once forbidden F word. To my amazement, I am one of the majority regardless of age or gender who speaks this letter in full word form with reckless abandon as well. As a woman this F word, when I was growing up, was not an acceptable word to use or even hear for that matter. Well welcome to my world. Even as a child this F word was in my vocabulary after hearing my dad blurt it out only once. That was intriguing enough for me. I guess I was something of a handful and a tad spoiled by my dad's side of the family.

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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs,

enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.

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Three men, singaporean, japanese and filipino were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The singaporean pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly."that was my pager" he said,"i have a micro chip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang.

The japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he expained,"that was my mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand.

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The Hypnotist Accident The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased. A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town's people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting... "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor... "Shit" said the hypnotist. It took three weeks to clean up the town hall

Funny Tagalog Quotes

by Shellaine

There are so many funny tagalog quotes that you can read or received through your email or text messages. When you join an online social utility website, you will find a whole lot of funny text messages as well as funny tagalog quotes. These are so common nowadays especially if you are a member of a social networking sites. You may be asking, what is tagalog? Tagalog is the official national language in the Philippines which is a member of the association of South East Asian Nations (ASEAN).

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The amazing story from the busstop on wednesday Random college student at busstop (with his four friends standing right there): hey, want to sit on the bench? Me:....okay RCS:Where are you headed? Me: Collegetown RCS: Oh, me too. So....are you a senior? Me: (Trying to be as honest as possible without telling him I'm in high school) No...I'm a junior RCS: What are you studying? Me: Uhhhhhhh........biology?....What about you? RCS:...............
Then I told him I decided to walk because I realized I would be really embarrassed when we all got on the bus and instead of having a college ID, I would have to pull out my youth "summer fun" pass. How amazingly lame is that. He was kind of attractive too....

Murphy is a jerk

by Jennifer Geiser

So I think to myself this evening "I should do something productive." Don't all disasters start with this kind of innocent thinking? At any rate, despite the nagging tiredness that comes from a day of wrangling young children alone and the pain in my neck from the herniated disc that's awaiting my husband's return from Iraq to be fixed, I decide that this is a good night to steam clean the living room floor. This logic may have been somewhat chemically induced as I take a good deal of pain medication for my arthritis and now for the herniated disc, but let's not dither about that. The floor needed cleaning and I was all over it.

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Call in the reinforcements, please

by Jennifer Geiser

I have a theory. I think children can smell weakness the way animals can smell fear. Okay maybe they can't smell it exactly, but they sense it somehow. My poor sleep-deprived brain can't come up with any other explanation for the way my kids beat me down on the days when I'm the most tired, stressed, and short on patience. They gang up on me like little Guerrilla fighters. They know they can't best me outright, so they stage small insurrections all day long until I'm finally a quivering wreck at the end of the day. Today has been (correction, still is) that kind of day.

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