Supermaze: Where Did the Bathroom Doors Go?

Oh where, oh where have the bathroom doors gone? Oh where, oh where could they be?

I am appalled. I don't know when it happened, or how I missed it, but the bathroom doors in public restrooms are disappearing. You know, the entrance doors. In their wake, an S shaped entry maze.

Has anyone else noticed these doors? Is anyone else upset? There was a sort of security behind those doors. A security that just in case I had to do number two in a public place, I was shielded from the outside world. Now, the only thing protecting me is an S.

Now maybe, just maybe they were thinking about my safety and health. Remove the doors, remove the germs. Well Einstein, after a woman goes number two in the stall, she wipes then touches the door handle. I must touch that door handle too!! (Excuse me while I go wash my hands.)

We were all trained to use the paper towel on the door handle anyway. Some of us just chose to live on the dark side and use Purell...later! Now, we have an S.

Maybe the S stands for "Supermaze", defender of all things stinky. How does this S protect me? What keeps the air in the bathroom?

Now this is not to mention sounds. I was nearly frightened to the point of being unable to pee just the other day. The only stall available was the one closest to the sinks (which everyone avoids anyway) and I was sure my loud pee was echoing right out the S. A secret agent snake sound slithering right out through the make and into the ears of everyone beyond.

I am starting a petition to bring back bathroom doors. I want my feces tainted, urine sprayed, bacteria harboring protector back in place.

Please sign the petition in the comments section below!